Hi everyone, Biko ghara m (please forgive me). I knew I had to do something today, but I could not remember what that was until someone sent me a text that read "Ha far? no blog today?" Okay so, I have homework for you all. Can you please let me know what you will like to read/see more of from this blog?? I'm gearing up 2017 (I know, I'm such a planner ??) and I am working on some new and exciting changes! Yay! However before I implement them, I would love to hear back from you (my faithful readers). So on that note, please any suggestions, recommendations, … [Read more...]
Celebrity Crush
Happy Tuesday Everybody! I am sorry today’s post is coming a tad late. I was off yesterday so today feels like Monday to me. So onto today’s matter, please eh - have you ever heard that you can learn a lot about someone's type from his or her celebrity crush? Okay so, one of my people was gisting me about some guy she met. She told me the usual "he's smart, cool, funny, ambitious..." but then she mentioned something I've never heard before "and his celebrity crush is Nina Simone, so he's into dark skinned girls which is a good thing" Me: EH? What does that … [Read more...]
Entitlement (or should I say “The Nerve”)
Happy October beautiful people!!! ?? I hope so far so great! Okay so, one of my friends, after a few weeks in Europe, came back, complaining about the U.S. (snob!) "Being away made me realize how entitled people here are! Why do we tip for services? Is it by force to tip people? People here have an attitude when you don't leave a tip or worst, if your tip is small. I mean, where did that even come from?!" When he was done, I was like "so... whatchu bring me?" He shook his head and that was the end of that convo. I didn't think about it (at all) until... Last night, I … [Read more...]
Advice
Last week was the best week so far here on blog. Like seriously, for the first time ever, a blog post brought in 30 comments! I mean, few of them (13/30) may have come from me but you know what, that's not point! Mehn I was elated! As in, I was like Obiageli, your pump don’ open oh! Soon, you will be featured somewhere, then more people will subscribe to the blog, then they will buy your book, then you will be offered endorsements, then Don Jazzy will discover you and sign you to Marvin Records and then I woke up. ??? All jokes aside, it felt good for my labor of … [Read more...]
Dutch
Happy Tuesday My hearts! I hope your week is going great ? Okay so, I was minding my business last Saturday when I was invited to join a WhatsApp group chat titled “Dutch.” With the permission of the crack heads that invited me to the chat, please find tidbits below: Ada: Obiageli Me: TF? Wrong number Nonny: Lmao Me: I didn’t do it Ada: You know you’re reasonable, please help me talk to your friend Me: I don’t have friends Nonny: Lmao Me: Nono, what did you do now? Me: Why do I have to talk sense into you now? Nonny: Ask the person that told you to … [Read more...]