Happy Tuesday My People!
I hope you’ve all been wonderful!
Okay so, a friend of mine hit me up, really upset. He lives in Lagos (Nigeria), a good looking guy, very comfortable (financially) and ready to settle down. He’s more of a homebody but has been really “out there” recently, in hopes of finding his missing rib.
Last Friday night, he went out with some friends for a birthday party. While there, he saw a girl who piqued his interest.
“Oby, the babe set die! Fair [light-skinned], hair, makeup, and dress, on point!”
According to my friend, he caught her interest as well. Their eyes met a few times. She smiled at him, he smiled back. She looked away, he kept staring. She looked back, saw he was still looking and they both laughed. Encouraged, he decided to walk on over to her. You know… To shoot his shot.
MU: Obiageli, I don’t know if the girl was possessed or what? But as I approached her, I noticed her face started to change.
Me: Change how?
MU: Her smile started to disappear small small. By the time I reached her, she looked completely annoyed!
Me: Eh?
MU: As in, vexed or maybe even disgusted.
Me: Did you stink?
MU: Are you high?? No, I did not stink!
Me: Maybe you misread her
MU: I did not Obiageli
Me: Why you gotta call me Obiageli?
MU: Focus nwa!
Me: Sorry. Ehn, so what happened when you went to her?
MU: I said Hi. Do you know the stupid babe rolled her eyes, grabbed her things and left.
Me: Eh? Oh no she didn’t! Did you follow her? Maybe she wanted you guys to talk outside
MU: No! I was already embarrassed enough biko! Tomorrow you girls will be crying you are single and there are no good men in Lagos! You people are the root of your own evil. Stupid!
I tried playing devil’s advocate; told him the world was too small, maybe she had a man and didn’t want to be caught riding dirty. But he wasn’t having it. He concluded that women suck and Lagos girls were possessed.
*Sigh*
Any thoughts loves?
Do we spend so much time praying for our soul mates but are the root of our own evil when opportunities come? Do you think my friend misread the signs the chick was giving off? Do you agree that the chick was possessed (still lmao). Let me know!
Thank you so much for reading! Enjoy the rest of your week.
Love always,
The Wawa-New Yorker
Maybe she’s just possessed o… Lagos get all types🙄🙄.
LMAOOOO!!!!!!!! Thanks for the comment mama!!!
The girl is forming hard to get. Typical of most girls. Especially ones in their 20s, thinking there is still plenty of time. Well unfortunately she has missed this one.
It’s not about being possessed, it’s just a personality.
Your friend should not be discouraged, their are plenty fishes in the river. If he is the shy type that gets easily embarrassed, having a few beer or shots before any approach will help. It works all the time 😉
Obinna with the wisdom!!!!!! I always look forward to your responses because they are always so candid. You are absolutely right, she definitely missed out on a great guy. It’s Her loss!
Thank you so much for always reading and leaving a comment.
Is your friend sure she was smiling at HIM? Perhaps there was a guy seated around him she was smiling at and she was angry it was your friends that walked up to her instead.
LMAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just took a screenshot of this and sent it to him! My mind did not go there AT ALL!!! LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much for reading and leaving a comment.
Misreading of signs. Not every smile is a invitation. #dontgetcaughtslipping
True but the chick didn’t have to be rude. My friend isn’t approaching any chick any time soon because of this experience. That’s one more good man “unfortunately single” because of some random chick.
Thank you for reading and leaving a comment!
😂🤣 interesting. Idk about this one. She was clearly giving off mixed signals by smiling back at him. Like you said maybe she had a man but still that’s no reason to get annoyed and leave like that. Hilarious! 🤣
LMAO! Another reason why Banky W said it was hard looking for love in Lagos 😂! Thank you for reading and leaving a comment!