Hey Everyone!
I hope April 2019 has been good to you and you are all dabomb.com
Okay so, brethren I need your help!
I need to gain weight, FAST!
Yes, you read that right: I need to GAIN WEIGHT FAST.
I have lost over 15 pounds since December 2018 and I promise you, IT IS NOT BY CHOICE :'(
I have stopped working out (no joke, I cancelled my gym membership).
I eat! I am not a junk food eater. But I like my food-food and I have been eating lots of it. All to no avail.
My clothes do not fit! And I like my clothes so I do not want a whole new wardrobe at this time (Okay, I do. Who doesn’t? But I rather spend my money on other things).
Plus, I’m going home to see my mommy soon and I don’t want her to think I am suffering “in the abroad”
Help your sister please!
If you have any real suggestions/ideas/resources (or want my account number to donate to the “feed-the-Wawa-New-Yorker-
Until next time, thank you so much for reading!
Love always,
Oby
P.S. My birthday is next week and I AM COLLECTING GIFTS!! I would accept a Chanel Bag, an all expense paid trip to Dubai, my student loans paid in full or cash towards any/all of this LOL 😛
Wawu!! Girll this is hilarious! 😂 what a problem to have 😱
Well my suggestion would be everything that MTM mentioned. Also btw, don’t let my mom catch you in Naija if you haven’t gained weight by that time cause you know she’ll be on your case! 🤣🤦🏽♀️ Good luck and Safe travels! 😘
😭😭 Girl, I can just imagine her looking me up and down and saying “Obiageli, so you finally decided to disappear?” She told me not to lose any more weight 😭😭. Yo, my next blog post is about to be about “ nice response suggestions to hurtful Weight comments from friends and family in Naija” #prayforme
Thank you for the reminder!
I wish I could dash you some of my weight. Nne just eat really late at night. As in wake up n eat like 2am. I’m sorry I never hammer but I’m hoping you get these birthday wishes Biko….
Lmao! Noted! I’ll set my alarm to eat everything I’ve been suggested to eat at 2am!
We will all hammer soon my love. Chi anyi ekwe go already 😉
Thanks for your suggestion and for reading love!
“I would accept a Chanel Bag, an all expense paid trip to Dubai, my student loans paid in full or cash towards any/all of this LOL”… the nerve hahah. But also, “In Jesus’ name, Amen.”
LMAO! WE HAVE NOT BECAUSE WE ASK NOT! So I am asking!!!!! AMEN! THANK YOU FOR PRAYER!
Ukehe Achicha & Akidi back to back for one week and you will be alright.
Re: Birthday……let me take one item off your list? Pick one
CLEAR MY STUDENT LOANS AND I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER AND ETERNITY LMAO!!!!! I’m going to be in Enugu in two weeks, can you hook me up with a week long supply of Achicha and Akidi to go?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUGGESTION PAPA!!!!
Garri and Egusi soup every evening after 10:00pm.
LMAO!!! i’m usually asleep by then but I will try that out! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUGGESTION!
Hello babe!!! Yooo rolling on the money here! I asked the office folks …Steak
Cheeseburger
Protein shakes
Lots of sugar
Hot chocolate
Candy
Cake
Lots of breakfast food!!! All the delicacies your oldest sister loves 😘😘😘😘
LMAO!!!! Thanks so much to you and your amazing coworkers!!! I have started bulking up on my breakfast and will add all the recommendations provided to my list! Please tell them to keep reading my posts and share it with the world!
Lmaooo you literally got me rolling with the feed-the-wawa-new-Yorker-fund. Sorry don’t have any tips on how to gain weight except for the junk foods or I would have loved to share some of my weights with you lol.
Happy birthday in advance boo 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Girl!!! Everyone has been cursing me out for having the “opposite problem” I wish I could take on some weight from people too. I miss working out.
Thank you so much for the pre-birthday wishes babymama!!!!